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Jesus is always the answer.
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RE: Jesus is always the answer.
By the Sine, the Cosine and the Holy Tangent
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Jesus is always the answer. - by Creed of Heresy - February 1, 2015 at 5:39 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by Norman Humann - February 1, 2015 at 5:40 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 5:45 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by Aoi Magi - February 1, 2015 at 5:47 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by Cyberman - February 1, 2015 at 6:16 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by Alex K - February 1, 2015 at 6:38 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by Lucanus - February 1, 2015 at 7:10 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by Aoi Magi - February 1, 2015 at 7:52 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by Chas - February 1, 2015 at 8:52 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by Alex K - February 1, 2015 at 9:20 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 8:59 am
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by Creed of Heresy - February 1, 2015 at 3:39 pm
RE: Jesus is always the answer. - by vorlon13 - February 1, 2015 at 3:42 pm

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