Where is Jesus?

[chasm]

You forgot he could pass through walls or dematerialize even though he had a body, which apparently had been transfigured.

I'm sorry. I forgot non-existent beings could do that.

I don't know where he is, but I have a parallel question. How can we have eleven dimensions altogether now in order to explain what science "learned" in the last 20 years? To quote the typical skeptic, "It just doesn't make sense" Perhaps if you can explain to us dumb Christians what these dimensions are for and who is in them, we will get a clue to where Jesus is.

String theory hasn't been proven, therefore is a moot point.

So God/Jesus just created this "dimension", the Earth, and us, and just got up and left? Well, that explains a new deal. Another point I'd like to bring up is that, if these dimensions exist, wouldn't you think that God would be in THIS dimension, with his proudest creation and chosen people? And, of course, you can't find an invisible, non-existent being, so that's also a moot point.

BTW, would you agree that if God exists, we are boneheads by definition, and probably unable to make contact without God himself doing some supernatural work in us first? Is that fair to say?

...What? Can you reword this please? Maybe it's just me, but I can't understand that question.