Atheists Talking

[Strider]

I'm here to say you don't have a sense of humor.

I have humor! I laugh at theists regularly. And comedies. And kittens. Lots of laughing.

Today I learnt about atheists, to be honest you're the people who had terrible childhood involved with terrible happenings.

Nope, I had a great childhood. It was probably better than most actually.

Like your childhood friends ignored you.

Wrong again. Is a pattern emerging here?

You always wanted to be someone special. (Russians say: axaxax)

I've only ever wanted to be me.

The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.

Actually, we're a diverse lot and we're all good at different things. I'm sure you're good at stuff too, like being a cock to people you don't even know.

And this community is a place in which you can strengthen your atheism theories.

Actually, it's a place where people with similar thoughts and beliefs can interact with one another. We can interact, share our thoughts, and have fun without need of a roomful of uncomfortable benches and a sweaty guy in a cheap suit bellowing about hellfire. Nifty, right?

Charles Darwin bless you/..

Sure, okay.