Atheists Talking

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'm here to say you don't have a sense of humor.

Really? How about this one: Two dimwitted Christian bigots walk into a bar and immediately begin cornholing each other.

Today I learnt about atheists,

I'm surprised you can learn anything, what with both of your brain cells working at top speed to keep you from soiling yourself in public places. And failing

to be honest

Why start now?

you're the people who had terrible childhood involved with terrible happenings.

Wrong again, knuckle-nose. I had a gloriously happy childhood.

Like your childhood friends ignored you.

I'd wager money that even your imaginary friends ignored you.

You always wanted to be someone special.

News flash: I am someone special. And - in your own slack-jawed, slightly drooly way - so are you.

(Russians say: axaxax)

Bet they don't.

The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.

First off, I'm good at more things than you've had hot dinners. Secondly, you would need to have a character before I could assassinate it.

And this community is a place in which you can strengthen your atheism theories.

Atheism is a position, not a theory. You're impressively stupid.

Charles Darwin bless you/..

Well, if he were in the room with me when I sneezed, I suppose he might.

Boru