RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 12, 2015 at 7:49 am
(This post was last modified: February 12, 2015 at 8:07 am by Homeless Nutter.)
(February 12, 2015 at 7:38 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: [...]
What the fuck! I need to read more of this shit.
Yup. Nothing turns people into atheists and anti-theists, like reading the "word of god". No wonder Catholics used to torture and kill people, for translating the Bible into other languages than Latin. And Muslims claim Quran is only true "word of god" in Arabic. Too bad religious people really don't like reading...
Good example of stupidity of Jesus: the son of god - who allegedly created and knows everything - is pissed off at a tree, for not having fruit off-season...
Mark 11:12-14(NIV)
12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
Matthew 21:18-21(NIV)
18 Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. 19 Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.
20 When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.
21 Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.
Then why the fuck didn't you pray for figs, instead of cursing the tree, dumbass? Are you not hungry anymore, now that the tree is dead?
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
