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Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 15, 2015 at 5:07 pm
(February 15, 2015 at 12:54 pm)Lek Wrote: It's actually referring to pigeons or "turtle doves", not turtles. You'll see that in the newer translations. Either they were raised and sold commercially or there was always a bunch of Israelites running around with nets trying to catch them. God probably picked those birds to relieve the Israeliltes of all the pigeon poop all over everything. I hate pigeons.

Of course, it all makes sense. The creator of billions of galaxies realises he made a bit of an error with the female menstrual cycle here on Earth so as a remedy, introduces a sacrifice of pigeons which makes it all good again.

When you look at it like this it makes you wonder why anyone is atheist at all eh?
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Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons - by TubbyTubby - February 11, 2015 at 6:46 am
RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons - by Aisha - February 11, 2015 at 6:58 am
RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons - by Norman Humann - February 11, 2015 at 7:19 am
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons - by Alex K - February 11, 2015 at 8:46 am
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons - by Homeless Nutter - February 12, 2015 at 11:08 am
RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons - by TubbyTubby - February 12, 2015 at 11:12 am
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Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons - by TubbyTubby - February 13, 2015 at 12:04 pm
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons - by TubbyTubby - February 14, 2015 at 7:29 am
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons - by Lek - February 15, 2015 at 12:54 pm
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