Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

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Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

February 19, 2015 at 9:51 am (This post was last modified: February 19, 2015 at 9:52 am by Jacob(smooth).)

(February 19, 2015 at 9:42 am)Ben Davis Wrote:
(February 19, 2015 at 6:52 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:

At last, someone has come out with the definitive list! This is when practiced by Christian couples but presumably it applies to everyone. This was a direct revelation from God apparently

http://youtu.be/EWGQwd2gOxs

Best sermon EVAR!!

And he got a vision of hell...

So, to spare y'all having your painful parts... Here's what you mustn't do.

No women on top

No doggy style

No suspension bondage. Pretty specific.
And no fapping.

So now you know

Ummm, I'm embarrassed to ask...

What is "chicken style"? I've not heard of that one. I wouldn't want to do it by accident.

Given that there are so many other positions, I assume god's okay with them. And for some Christian denominations, everything which isn't forbidden is mandatory; they're in for a cracking time!

Nice. Two girls one cup or one man one jar, aok provided there are no women on top or creepy teens.

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 6:52 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Alex K - February 19, 2015 at 6:58 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:00 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 7:10 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:12 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Natachan - February 19, 2015 at 7:28 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by FreeTony - February 19, 2015 at 7:33 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:41 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 7:46 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 7:48 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:52 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Brian37 - February 19, 2015 at 7:55 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Strongbad - February 19, 2015 at 8:21 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 8:34 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by pocaracas - February 19, 2015 at 9:18 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 9:27 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by zebo-the-fat - February 19, 2015 at 9:35 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Ben Davis - February 19, 2015 at 9:42 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 9:51 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by SteelCurtain - February 19, 2015 at 11:19 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by CapnAwesome - February 19, 2015 at 4:42 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Exian - February 19, 2015 at 4:50 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by vorlon13 - February 19, 2015 at 4:54 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 5:02 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by emilynghiem - February 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 5:37 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by rexbeccarox - February 19, 2015 at 5:14 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by CapnAwesome - February 19, 2015 at 5:23 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Exian - February 19, 2015 at 5:27 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jackalope - February 19, 2015 at 5:31 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Crossless1 - February 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by pocaracas - February 19, 2015 at 5:50 pm

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