(February 23, 2015 at 6:04 pm)Cato Wrote:(February 23, 2015 at 10:36 am)mralstoner Wrote: The variables come from reality, not from me. Stop trying to derive something from me to prove I'm wrong, start thinking about REALITY.
Silly me. I forgot only conspiracy nuts have access to what the real truth is. By the way, how's Elvis doing?
The King wishes me to inform you all that he has had a change of heart and has embraced the One True Faith. Henceforth, he is to be called Paula Abdullah Mohammed. He will emerge from his nearly four decades of obscurity to join the former Cat Stevens for a world tour, commencing in Jakarta and ending in Mecca just before Ramadan. Needless to say, he has given up peanut-butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches.