(February 23, 2015 at 3:10 pm)Norman Humann Wrote:(February 23, 2015 at 3:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Chick tracts are HERESY !!!!!
The Bible is corrupted by Satan, Jack Chick is a heretic, catholics are satanists...
Man, these religious people sure do like to disagree with each other on what the ultimate truth is. I wonder why
If you're not doing the worship thing right God is going to send you to HELL and the demons are going to pump your rectum full of broken glass, boiling sulphur, and rusty used razor blades. And then they are going to fuck you in the ass with a bronze statue of Lenin and it's REALLY going to hurt !!!!
So it's really important to do the worshiping correctly. You need to have the edicts, commandments, rules, strictures, dogma, laws, and regulations absolutely correct too, so be careful !!!
Choose the CORRECT schism of Christianity to avoid all that painful rectum stuff in hell.
BTW, the odds of guessing right are 1 in 40,000.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.