I'm ... Not telling you my real name here, but I am willing to tackle other aspects of my life here.
I'm exactly one day younger than Taylor Swift, and yet, due to everything from my beard to living a horrifying life, I look old enough to at least be one of her uncles, if not her father.
I live in Skokie; at the moment, I work Part-time at a candy store and am taking college courses towards a bookkeeping certificate, and am currently riding a bike to both (yes, even in this weather.) technically, it's actually a three-wheeler, since I've never been able to balance on a regular two-wheeler; to be fair, it does help make it easier to drive in this weather.
I'm a writer, writing mostly short stories, currently working on-and-off (mostly off) on a novel. My bedroom is littered with books, DVDs and CD cases. My tastes are insanely eclectic with my reading queue mostly consisting of whatever cheap hardcover classics managed to catch my eye this weekend at Half-Price Books, from Stephen King to world history to True crime to philosophy to the occasional show biz biography. I go to the library every Saturday and get a mix of films, books, and occasionally music. At the moment, I'm listening to a mix of Mahler recordings.
I have the mental health triple threat of depression (unipolar), OCD, and an Autism Spectrum Disorder. I learned to read before I was even potty-trained, but it took me years before I was able to form my own sentences.
I have an insane knowledge base; in college academic bowl, in Freshman year, I was a valued member. In sophomore year, I was the team captain (with a team that strangely resembled the title roles in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly), and in my final year, after spending was cut, but coach managed to get us into a tournament, but everyone else left, I pretty much was the team, playing solo, I still managed to beat 4 of the 6 other schools with full teams.
I also write a column for Anglotopia where I cover weird news, music news, and the occasional film review.
I'm exactly one day younger than Taylor Swift, and yet, due to everything from my beard to living a horrifying life, I look old enough to at least be one of her uncles, if not her father.
I live in Skokie; at the moment, I work Part-time at a candy store and am taking college courses towards a bookkeeping certificate, and am currently riding a bike to both (yes, even in this weather.) technically, it's actually a three-wheeler, since I've never been able to balance on a regular two-wheeler; to be fair, it does help make it easier to drive in this weather.
I'm a writer, writing mostly short stories, currently working on-and-off (mostly off) on a novel. My bedroom is littered with books, DVDs and CD cases. My tastes are insanely eclectic with my reading queue mostly consisting of whatever cheap hardcover classics managed to catch my eye this weekend at Half-Price Books, from Stephen King to world history to True crime to philosophy to the occasional show biz biography. I go to the library every Saturday and get a mix of films, books, and occasionally music. At the moment, I'm listening to a mix of Mahler recordings.
I have the mental health triple threat of depression (unipolar), OCD, and an Autism Spectrum Disorder. I learned to read before I was even potty-trained, but it took me years before I was able to form my own sentences.
I have an insane knowledge base; in college academic bowl, in Freshman year, I was a valued member. In sophomore year, I was the team captain (with a team that strangely resembled the title roles in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly), and in my final year, after spending was cut, but coach managed to get us into a tournament, but everyone else left, I pretty much was the team, playing solo, I still managed to beat 4 of the 6 other schools with full teams.
I also write a column for Anglotopia where I cover weird news, music news, and the occasional film review.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.