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101 uses for Bible

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RE: 101 uses for Bible

August 22, 2010 at 10:11 pm

(August 22, 2010 at 10:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(August 22, 2010 at 6:29 pm)DiRNiS Wrote: 22. To make stupid people say the truth and nothing but the truth in court.

And then lie anyway.

Perhaps not if they are fundies. They might then take touching their holy book a little more seriously.

Sorry to go a bit off-topic, but do judges still make people swear on the bible before testifying? Do they just assume everyone who testifies is a believer? I've never had to testify in court before so I'm not sure about this?

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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101 uses for Bible - by Welsh cake - August 22, 2010 at 3:06 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by lrh9 - August 22, 2010 at 3:10 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Minimalist - August 22, 2010 at 3:49 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by lrh9 - August 22, 2010 at 4:02 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by The Omnissiunt One - August 22, 2010 at 5:52 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by fr0d0 - August 22, 2010 at 6:25 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Tiberius - August 22, 2010 at 7:09 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by downbeatplumb - August 22, 2010 at 8:01 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Paul the Human - August 22, 2010 at 8:46 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Eilonnwy - August 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 22, 2010 at 9:15 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by darkwolf176 - August 22, 2010 at 9:51 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 22, 2010 at 10:11 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Cego_Colher - August 22, 2010 at 11:20 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by fr0d0 - August 22, 2010 at 11:34 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Welsh cake - August 22, 2010 at 11:25 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Darwinian - August 22, 2010 at 11:41 am

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by fr0d0 - August 22, 2010 at 3:24 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Minimalist - August 22, 2010 at 12:07 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Cego_Colher - August 22, 2010 at 12:30 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 22, 2010 at 5:03 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Edwardo Piet - August 22, 2010 at 1:17 pm

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RE: 101 uses for Bible - by The Omnissiunt One - August 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 22, 2010 at 6:29 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Entropist - August 22, 2010 at 6:34 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by Minimalist - August 22, 2010 at 10:01 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by DiRNiS - August 22, 2010 at 10:11 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by lrh9 - August 22, 2010 at 10:28 pm

RE: 101 uses for Bible - by RachelSkates - August 23, 2010 at 5:14 pm

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