Where is Jesus?

[Minimalist]

I think that Jesus probably existed, just that he wasn't divine, and probably wasn't the source of many moral teachings that we attribute to him.

Then how the hell can you say he "existed?" Seriously, its like if I hold up an old stone axe and say "this axe is 5,000 years old..... of course, the handle broke a few years back and I had to replace that and then the head broke and I had to replace it as well. But the AXE is 5,000 years old."