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Daily Bible Bollocks
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RE: Daily Bible Bollocks
(March 4, 2015 at 8:54 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: I thought it was time to get back to basics and lighten the discussions a bit so following on from my last topic of pigeons, turtles and menstruation I have another piece of choice scripture.

Introducing another long time OT favorite that stops all those naughty christian boys from knocking a sly one out, I present.......

Genesis 38:7-10 KJV

And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord ; and the Lord slew him. And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord : wherefore he slew him also.

Presumably the author wasn't just indecisive about what to....er.....write at the beginning and Er was actually a person. Other than that, I don't know where to start with this tripe so I hand it over to you all to disect.

"Mum's just bought herself a leaning post
It's made of words and pages
It says god gives us all our daily toast
but Dad still earns the wages"

Feeling all the Saturday ~ Roy Harper

MM
"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci

"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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Daily Bible Bollocks - by TubbyTubby - March 4, 2015 at 8:54 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Norman Humann - March 4, 2015 at 9:01 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Huggy Bear - March 4, 2015 at 9:13 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Norman Humann - March 4, 2015 at 9:21 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Huggy Bear - March 4, 2015 at 9:54 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by FatAndFaithless - March 4, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by JackRussell - March 4, 2015 at 2:14 pm
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Norman Humann - March 4, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Silver - March 4, 2015 at 11:12 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Homeless Nutter - March 4, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by abaris - March 4, 2015 at 11:09 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by dyresand - March 4, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by abaris - March 4, 2015 at 1:26 pm
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Minimalist - March 4, 2015 at 12:33 pm
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by professor - March 4, 2015 at 9:13 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Faith No More - March 4, 2015 at 9:39 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by LostLocke - March 4, 2015 at 1:02 pm
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Homeless Nutter - March 4, 2015 at 1:47 pm
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by TubbyTubby - March 4, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by TubbyTubby - March 4, 2015 at 10:05 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by ManMachine - March 4, 2015 at 11:14 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by TubbyTubby - March 4, 2015 at 11:29 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by dyresand - March 4, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Jenny A - March 4, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by dyresand - March 4, 2015 at 12:32 pm
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by robvalue - March 4, 2015 at 2:09 pm
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by The Valkyrie - March 4, 2015 at 2:23 pm
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by TubbyTubby - March 4, 2015 at 2:47 pm
Daily Bible Bollocks - by TubbyTubby - March 11, 2015 at 4:25 am
RE: Daily Bible Bollocks - by Lucanus - March 11, 2015 at 4:41 am
Daily Bible Bollocks - by TubbyTubby - March 12, 2015 at 5:51 am

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