It's the Quakers you have to watch out for. They'll use their pacifism as a weapon, shaming the other Christians with their loving kindness (and strong chins) until Jesus appears and declares them the winners on a minor technicality: "Oh, and Jesus has stopped the match! It seems he's invoking the obscure and little honored rule about turning the other cheek. The Quakers win! Boy, the Baptists and Catholics don't seem happy with that ruling, but the referee has stopped it all the same!"
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