I didn't see it happen, but the missus and I were in Athens when a USian tourist was nicked for hammering bits off of the Library of Hadrian.
Fuxxake, yanks - don't you lot ever go anywhere and just look at stuff?
Boru
Fuxxake, yanks - don't you lot ever go anywhere and just look at stuff?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax


