I would like to update this thread with the infamous Numbers 22 talking donkey verses. Quite possibly the most amazing twist of delusion that could be made. Of course, it's just a metaphor....
Numbers 22:28-30 KJV
And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.
Ha ha ha. Even better than Monty Python could manage. Balaam hast thou been munching the forbidden mushrooms again?
Numbers 22:28-30 KJV
And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.
Ha ha ha. Even better than Monty Python could manage. Balaam hast thou been munching the forbidden mushrooms again?
