Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Granted. But now you're a crack addict.

I wish my life was more interesting.

Granted.


But you have been gaoled for 6 months for unpaid parking fines and are now the wife of a 300lb biker called Doris.

I wish I had 40 billion dollars (I've always wanted my own 727 and a private army to kill anyone I don't like the look of or who smells.)

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Holy fuck no, there's just something wrong with me.

I wish I wasn't a cunt.

That makes two of us.


Granted. You are now a penis 6 feet long.