Where is Jesus?

[Padre5]

The question of where Jesus The Body, is now can be addressed in various ways. If we assume that the claim made after his death by many of his loyal followers, and converted into a holy story in the so-called New Testament, which, in 325 AD became the church law of the Roman Empire (the Nicaea Creed), then his rejuvenated body went up to heaven. If heaven was not just outer space, a vacuum where Jesus would quickly be freeze dried like a “meal ready to eat,” we should consider the possibility that heaven really is a place, maintained the all-powerful deity, just like the Earth. Since, however, we have now explored our own solar system pretty thoroughly and haven’t found either such a place of the living Jesus, I postulate that heaven was and is not moving, but is stationary and still located where Jesus hopped off about 2,000 years ago.
We also now know that our home planet is spinning on its own axis, traveling around the sun once a year, and, along with the whole solar system, moving on a great spiral arm around the core of our galaxy, the Milky Way, heaven could now be quite some distance back behind us. One article on line claims that, considering all the complex motions involved, we are moving at the breath taking speed of 574,585 miles per hour! (http://www.thelivingmoon.com/41pegasus/0...Earth.html}. At that speed, we could well be 1¾ light years away from heaven and poor old lonely Jesus. That’s about three and a half years for him to get your prayers and get back to you at the speed of light. I hope that when the Rapture takes the selected faithful off to heaven, that god provides better bathroom facilities than were in the Astrodome in the days after Hurricane Katrina.