RE: How can we make adults believe in Santa?
March 21, 2015 at 12:13 pm
(This post was last modified: March 21, 2015 at 12:14 pm by Chad32.)
If you believe in Santa, you get presents. if you don't, you get coal.
Although the coal thing always confused me. Assuming you have a wood stove, or something else that burns things other than gas, getting coal when winter is setting in would be great. I can imagine some people being really bad just so they get a lot of coal. Children like being warm too, you know. As soon as they find out you can burn coal, the threat is gone.
Maybe it made more sense when Jesus' birthday was in the warmer months.
Although the coal thing always confused me. Assuming you have a wood stove, or something else that burns things other than gas, getting coal when winter is setting in would be great. I can imagine some people being really bad just so they get a lot of coal. Children like being warm too, you know. As soon as they find out you can burn coal, the threat is gone.
Maybe it made more sense when Jesus' birthday was in the warmer months.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
