Ever notice the douchebros that spend their time arguing against marriage are the douchebros least likely to ever have the opportunity?
...it is common knowledge that the upper third, centered in Flagstaff, is Alta Arizona; the lower third, centered in Tucson, is Baja Arizona; and the middle third, centered in Phoenix, is Caca Arizona. Simple as ABC...
http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm
http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm