Why marry?

[Mudhammam]

The really sad thing is I wanted to give a thoughtful response to the OP, but the trolling behaviour between then and now has prevented me from giving what shit I might have had.

My thought exactly. Instead we could turn the thread into a psychological reconstruction of how someone as harebrained as the OP finds themselves on a forum such as this creating these posts. My theory: he probably just got dumped by his girlfriend, one of many in a string who stick around for diminishing lengths of time before fleeing as quick as possible, each of whom's personality in every proceeding relationship was more vacuous than the last, as the more dignified women in his social circle came to see him for the d-bag he is. Upon the most recent break-up, he realized that the last woman he found moderately attractive could no longer put up with his idiocy, and so in a spree fueled by Four Loko and the depression of discovering how worthless his life is, he wandered on here to lash out at the only remaining people that he might be able to engage.

That's the story I'm sticking to, anyway.