(April 5, 2015 at 1:06 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: Enjoy my lisp and the accompanying awkwardness (and the tree. and my weird face)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7umROdZ3...e=youtu.be
this may be the shortest vlog ever, but I don't have anything to say
Nice tree friend bruh! Your accent is hella cool as well! Hey, at least you have a decent view. I don't and I'm fucking freezing atm
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
