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The Church of the holy potato.

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The Church of the holy potato.
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 6:02 pm
Uhhh...

Well, I guess it makes sense.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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The Church of the holy potato.

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The Church of the holy potato. - by dyresand - April 10, 2015 at 4:28 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by Vox Populi - April 10, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by dyresand - April 11, 2015 at 12:42 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by vorlon13 - April 10, 2015 at 5:21 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by Foxaèr - April 10, 2015 at 5:22 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by Nope - April 11, 2015 at 2:51 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by Kitty Galore - April 11, 2015 at 2:55 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by Iroscato - April 10, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by Lucanus - April 10, 2015 at 5:34 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by vorlon13 - April 10, 2015 at 5:50 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by Lucanus - April 10, 2015 at 6:02 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by Minimalist - April 10, 2015 at 6:12 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 10, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by vorlon13 - April 10, 2015 at 9:42 pm
RE: The Church of the holy potato. - by Delphine82 - April 11, 2015 at 3:33 pm

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