Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 11:40 am
(This post was last modified: April 14, 2015 at 11:41 am by DIRTY_DEEDS_93.)
I was recently watching South Park, an episode where Kenny's parents were arrested so he had to got to foster care with a group of agnostics. All they had to drink was Dr. Pepper because it was the only agnostic beverage "neither cola nor root beer". I got a kick out of that and thought you guys might too.
http://youtu.be/JxDvjWTCmIY
http://youtu.be/JxDvjWTCmIY
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
