Being gay is a fetish.

[Esquilax]

I think there might have been some confusion. Gays aren't trying to legislate that everyone has to have anal sex with everyone else whether they want to or not.

Ok, continue.

Also, anal sex is in no way the totality of homosexuality. Even if it was the totality of male homosexuality, which it isn't, that would still only make it half of total homosexuality. Heywood is literally pretending, at the absolute most charitable we can get, that half of something, is all of something.

Besides, all this talk of "cumbersome" sex really makes me sad for whoever it is he's sleeping with; all that strictly penis-in-vagina sex with no foreplay, extras, or even positions beyond the least cumbersome he can find, must be terribly dull for her.

Of course, so must being deflated at the end of the night and stuffed in a drawer, so...