How do I convince a Christian that they are gay

[Rev. Rye]

You know, the odd thing is that I actually have a classmate who's kind of like that. To start off with, she looks like what you'd expect if Ellen Page (of Juno fame) got impregnated by Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. In case you think I'm just going off stereotypes, she admits that she regularly patronises strip clubs (the kind with female dancers), sometimes flirts with female coworkers, and has even recently begun to latch onto another coworker who's openly lesbian, but she still will not admit that she's anything but a Kinsey Zero. I have to admit that if somebody like her cannot admit that she's gay, I doubt that somebody like that will come out of the closet that easily.