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Out for the Count
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Out for the Count
Jesus and the devil were going to have a boxing match. Everybody bet on the devil to win because they knew how crafty he is. Even the preacher bet on the devil, but when the fight started, the first punch Jesus threw, the devil hit the mat. The whole town was stunned. "We all bet on you. We counted on you. How could you just take a dive?" Devil said, "I know y'all bet on me. That's why I bet on Jesus and now I'm taking all your money. " Big Grin
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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Out for the Count - by Rhondazvous - April 21, 2015 at 8:55 am
RE: Out for the Count - by robvalue - April 21, 2015 at 9:41 am
RE: Out for the Count - by Rhizomorph13 - April 21, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: Out for the Count - by Alex K - April 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Out for the Count - by Minimalist - April 21, 2015 at 1:30 pm
RE: Out for the Count - by Rhondazvous - April 21, 2015 at 2:36 pm

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