What Exactly Are Sins?

[Nope]

If you let people start having sex when they get married soon they will be having sex with their toasters and end up wanting  to marry their parrot.

I do have a pretty toaster.  It is like this one:



You can read a review of it at:

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/shopp..._town.html


It is compared with several other toasters at the link.  It is a great toaster.  But it gets too hot to have sex with it, and the metal inside just does not seem like it would be a good thing to have sex with even unplugged.  I think I will just continue to use it to make great toast.

(By the way, it is now a discontinued model, but if you found one still in stock somewhere, you might want to buy one.  But it is possible that the replacement KitchenAid Pro Line toaster, which retails for even more money, is better, but I have no experience with the new one and cannot be sure.)

 That is a very sexy toaster. You need to wrap it in a burqua so we won't be tempted by its lustful metal surface. (Your toaster is much nice than the cheap one I own)