It isn't just that all the bullshit they spout is offensive, that's bad enough, but the whole "jesusy backwoods heehaws" schtick is just that, a stupid bunch of bullshit made up to appeal to people so fucking stupid they can't use google to see that no, these wonderful homespun folk ain't just like you, bubba.
This is who they really are.
This is who they really are.
![[Image: 8bff0a5712e7707433e8137a851e20da.jpg]](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-GiuLG01UGvg/VT_5v-bobtI/AAAAAAAAAL8/oWWzcsYo2O8/s600-no/8bff0a5712e7707433e8137a851e20da.jpg)
...it is common knowledge that the upper third, centered in Flagstaff, is Alta Arizona; the lower third, centered in Tucson, is Baja Arizona; and the middle third, centered in Phoenix, is Caca Arizona. Simple as ABC...
http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm
http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm