Rural Texas reminds me of Rural Arizona. A bunch of self-entitled fuckers living off government lands and government largesse, standing knee deep in government entitlements while they bang on about how bad government is and how independent they are. It would serve the assholes right to actually get the small government they pretend they want.
...it is common knowledge that the upper third, centered in Flagstaff, is Alta Arizona; the lower third, centered in Tucson, is Baja Arizona; and the middle third, centered in Phoenix, is Caca Arizona. Simple as ABC...
http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm
http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm
