Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?

[Pyrrho]

As someone with a Texan HS diploma, I must stress that not all public schools in TX are crap

Wait a minute—what country are you supposed to be from?  Maybe I underestimated how secret you had to keep things, being a rocket scientist and all...

A U.S. Army spokesman answered questions for about two hours Monday from concerned residents who voiced fears that the federal government would gather intelligence on them, confiscate their guns and other property, or conduct psychological operations on them.

Sounds a bit like they have their tin foil hats ready... and implements to cleanse their precious bodily fluids

He also knocked down concerns that foreign fighters – such as Islamic State militants – would be brought in subdue the population.

Now that... I don't know what to say

Well, you can't be from America, or you would not be dumbfounded by the depths of stupidity one all too often finds here.  You obviously should get out more into the world, away from your brilliant rocket scientist colleagues, and see what the world is really like.  Though on the other hand, maybe you had better not, if you want to avoid a drinking problem, as the desire to drink very heavily will be upon you if you do so.

I know that I never have enough to drink...