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Did Yahweh Set Adam Up?
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up?
Yes, Eve said Yahweh told her she would die if she ate the fruit. The snake said the apple wouldn't kill her. It would just grant knowledge of good and evil. Which is true. Yahweh even says now that they've eaten the fruit, they've become more like us, which is what the snake said. I don't know if the snake really thought he'd kick them out, and forbid them from eating from the Tree of Life, but he didn't lie, and neither of them thought to consult Yahweh about the snake, so there was a giant hole in Yahweh's plan. They were not prepared enough. I know you don't like having the story just taken at face value, without making presumptions that exonerate your god, but I'm just reading what's in the text. There is very little in the story other than setting the stage, having them eat the fruit, and get kicked out.

You admit that they wouldn't be able to understand what good and evil were, but still expect me to believe they would understand what punishment and death were, without having experienced it prior.

It's really hard to take the bible literally without seeing the holes, but if the stories of the book are to be taken metaphorically, I can just as easily take Yahweh metaphorically.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 16, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 16, 2015 at 6:22 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 17, 2015 at 5:39 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 16, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Silver - April 16, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 16, 2015 at 11:37 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Silver - April 16, 2015 at 11:40 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 17, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Quatermass - April 17, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 17, 2015 at 7:38 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Quatermass - April 17, 2015 at 8:01 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 16, 2015 at 7:05 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by emjay - April 16, 2015 at 7:22 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 16, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 16, 2015 at 11:23 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 16, 2015 at 11:33 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Silver - April 16, 2015 at 11:37 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by CapnAwesome - April 16, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 16, 2015 at 11:38 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 16, 2015 at 11:40 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 16, 2015 at 11:46 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 17, 2015 at 5:11 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Quatermass - April 17, 2015 at 5:35 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 17, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 18, 2015 at 7:02 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 17, 2015 at 3:16 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 17, 2015 at 4:02 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 17, 2015 at 10:39 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 17, 2015 at 4:06 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by IATIA - April 17, 2015 at 8:13 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 17, 2015 at 4:08 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 17, 2015 at 9:27 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 17, 2015 at 4:42 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 17, 2015 at 4:57 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 17, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 17, 2015 at 5:05 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 17, 2015 at 6:05 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 17, 2015 at 7:25 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by h4ym4n - April 22, 2015 at 6:27 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 17, 2015 at 7:26 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 18, 2015 at 6:30 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 17, 2015 at 7:36 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 17, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Tonus - April 23, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Brakeman - April 23, 2015 at 5:01 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 23, 2015 at 5:52 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 17, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Polaris - April 17, 2015 at 9:31 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 18, 2015 at 1:16 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 18, 2015 at 7:35 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 22, 2015 at 10:51 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 23, 2015 at 12:19 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by h4ym4n - April 23, 2015 at 5:58 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 23, 2015 at 8:13 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 24, 2015 at 12:19 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 18, 2015 at 3:29 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by The Grand Nudger - April 18, 2015 at 6:43 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by emjay - April 21, 2015 at 6:58 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Brakeman - April 22, 2015 at 7:21 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 22, 2015 at 7:24 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by h4ym4n - April 22, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by TubbyTubby - April 22, 2015 at 8:05 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 22, 2015 at 9:29 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 22, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 23, 2015 at 10:51 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 23, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 23, 2015 at 7:31 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Tonus - April 23, 2015 at 7:40 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by h4ym4n - April 26, 2015 at 9:22 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 28, 2015 at 5:41 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 23, 2015 at 7:31 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by IATIA - April 23, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 23, 2015 at 9:38 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 26, 2015 at 11:43 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by h4ym4n - April 27, 2015 at 12:54 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 26, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 26, 2015 at 12:52 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Esquilax - April 26, 2015 at 1:00 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 26, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Esquilax - April 26, 2015 at 1:18 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 26, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Esquilax - April 26, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Tonus - April 27, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 26, 2015 at 1:33 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 26, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by IATIA - April 26, 2015 at 8:23 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 26, 2015 at 9:15 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 26, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 26, 2015 at 10:18 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 27, 2015 at 8:55 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 27, 2015 at 2:15 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Tonus - April 27, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Esquilax - April 27, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 27, 2015 at 2:24 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 27, 2015 at 3:40 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 27, 2015 at 4:02 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 30, 2015 at 2:37 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Longhorn - April 30, 2015 at 3:41 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 30, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 30, 2015 at 5:58 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 30, 2015 at 10:09 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Pyrrho - April 30, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - May 1, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Esquilax - April 27, 2015 at 4:32 pm
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RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by IAOALGIV - April 27, 2015 at 8:07 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Esquilax - April 27, 2015 at 5:22 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - April 28, 2015 at 9:45 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 27, 2015 at 3:42 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by professor - April 27, 2015 at 6:12 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Tonus - April 28, 2015 at 5:29 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - April 27, 2015 at 6:19 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 27, 2015 at 6:27 pm
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RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 30, 2015 at 9:35 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Godschild - April 30, 2015 at 10:28 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Chad32 - April 30, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by robvalue - May 2, 2015 at 2:01 am
RE: Did Yahweh Set Adam Up? - by Rhondazvous - May 2, 2015 at 9:05 am

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