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If you weren't an Atheist/Theist
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RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist
May 8, 2015 at 4:40 pm (This post was last modified: May 8, 2015 at 4:42 pm by ReptilianPeon.)
(April 22, 2015 at 8:46 pm)Polaris Wrote: For the atheists, if you could choose a spiritual way of life (you can still be atheist depending on your answer), what would it be?

If I wanted to be a Theist then I'd be either Christian or Muhammadan. There is loads of money to be made in both of those religions. I've often said to myself that I could live an easy life simply by conning people. I mean, people really do lap up all this "former Atheist" shenanigans, right?


I become a Muhammadan, say, and I then do lots of interviews, maybe sell a book or two and get people to donate so I can go to lots of exotic places to "educate" people about new found religion. Oops, did I say Dawah (proselytizing) trips? Sorry, I meant I would make plenty of videos showing people how I spend their (presumably) hard earned money in lots of expensive places and on lots of fancy clothes.

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If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Polaris - April 22, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Dystopia - April 22, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Pizza - April 23, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Pizza - April 23, 2015 at 1:26 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by MTL - September 26, 2015 at 1:22 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Chad32 - April 22, 2015 at 9:05 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Cinjin - April 22, 2015 at 9:06 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Chad32 - April 22, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Dystopia - April 22, 2015 at 9:19 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by c172 - April 22, 2015 at 9:45 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Chad32 - April 22, 2015 at 9:57 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by The Valkyrie - April 22, 2015 at 9:58 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Surgenator - April 22, 2015 at 10:13 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by RobbyPants - May 6, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by AFTT47 - April 22, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Jenny A - April 22, 2015 at 11:25 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Iroscato - April 22, 2015 at 11:29 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by TheRealJoeFish - April 22, 2015 at 11:36 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Pyrrho - April 22, 2015 at 11:42 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Chad32 - April 23, 2015 at 9:05 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by thesummerqueen - April 22, 2015 at 11:41 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by robvalue - April 23, 2015 at 3:14 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Mr Greene - May 7, 2015 at 10:27 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Longhorn - April 23, 2015 at 3:18 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by abaris - April 23, 2015 at 4:48 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Cyberman - April 23, 2015 at 5:40 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Dystopia - April 23, 2015 at 5:50 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Ben Davis - April 23, 2015 at 7:00 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Goon - April 23, 2015 at 10:05 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Neo-Scholastic - April 23, 2015 at 10:34 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Vox Populi - April 23, 2015 at 10:36 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Whateverist - April 23, 2015 at 11:06 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Chas - April 23, 2015 at 11:09 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by MTL - September 26, 2015 at 1:24 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Spooky - April 23, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Red Economist - April 23, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by dyresand - April 23, 2015 at 12:39 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Angrboda - April 23, 2015 at 12:49 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Dystopia - April 23, 2015 at 1:49 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Angrboda - April 24, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by downbeatplumb - April 24, 2015 at 1:57 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Thumpalumpacus - April 24, 2015 at 2:11 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Natachan - April 25, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by emjay - April 30, 2015 at 9:43 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 7:37 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by dahrling - May 5, 2015 at 7:38 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Polaris - May 5, 2015 at 7:40 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by dahrling - May 5, 2015 at 7:49 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Clueless Morgan - September 26, 2015 at 9:42 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 7:40 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 7:47 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 7:53 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by dahrling - May 5, 2015 at 7:56 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 8:03 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Brometheus - May 7, 2015 at 2:16 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by ignoramus - May 7, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by jesus_wept - May 7, 2015 at 4:48 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by ignoramus - May 8, 2015 at 12:51 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Pyrrho - May 8, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by ReptilianPeon - May 8, 2015 at 4:40 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by geckomamasita - September 26, 2015 at 1:13 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by MTL - September 26, 2015 at 1:26 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Losty - September 26, 2015 at 9:47 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Cyberman - September 26, 2015 at 10:02 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by geckomamasita - September 26, 2015 at 1:28 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Cephus - September 26, 2015 at 9:29 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Losty - September 26, 2015 at 9:51 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by houseofcantor - September 26, 2015 at 10:18 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by Losty - September 26, 2015 at 10:20 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by houseofcantor - September 27, 2015 at 6:41 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by downbeatplumb - September 27, 2015 at 1:28 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by robvalue - September 27, 2015 at 2:24 am
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by KevinM1 - September 26, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: If you weren't an Atheist/Theist - by KevinM1 - September 28, 2015 at 12:21 am
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