Atheism in High School

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I've tried every trick in the book to get them to stop, it seems that there will be no rest until I go to the CCC with her, so I'm caving and going on Monday

Here is your simple solution: In her presence, recite aloud Matthew 12:31-32: "And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come."

Then say four simple words: "Fuck the Holy Spirit."

Voila, problem solved. Even if you "accepted Jesus" after saying that, it is too late for you. Its the one thing that, according to the Bible, that cannot be forgiven (raping children, apparently, isn't so bad).