RE: Ask Ramtha Shakra Krishna II
May 20, 2015 at 8:44 am
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2015 at 8:47 am by Alex K.)
(May 20, 2015 at 8:38 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: 1) If your wife is consciousness, what happened to your remaining 15,999(clarification on exact number needed) wives? And what are their names? ref: Junior Wives 0f Krishna
YOU MUST CONFUSE ME WITH MY SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED, KRISHNA VISHNU. LET ME SWITCH OVER REAL QUICK
Quote:2) Why the heck are you blue?
I REFLECT SHORT WAVELENGTHS REALLY WELL, FOR THEY COME TO THE VERY ESSENCE OF BEING
Quote:3) Why are most of your incarnations part-human/part-animal?
TO AVOID TAXATION
Quote:4) Why are you sleeping on a snake? (that's animal abuse, though I'll reserve that for the elephant riding on a mouse).
THEY WERE OUT OF SALAMANDERS
Quote: 5) Why did you eat the universe, while sitting inside the universe? How did it taste?
1. THE UNIVERSE HAS EATEN ME, FOR THESE THINGS ARE THE SAME. ALL THINGS ARE THE SAME.
2. HOW DOES TASTE TASTE?
2. HOW DOES TASTE TASTE?
Quote:6) Why did you burn your own wife as the "rama" avatar?
DAMN, DID I DO THAT SHIT?
(May 20, 2015 at 8:41 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Whatcha doin?
Wot? It's a question
DOING IS A MATTER OF THOSE BOUND BY TIME AND SPACE
AND THEIR UNDOING.
I AM NEITHER
AND THEIR UNDOING.
I AM NEITHER
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
