Corrupt a Wish Game!

[IceSage]

I wish I was irresitable to gorgeous women.

Granted, a disease wipes all men off the face of the Earth, leaving only women. All women that are "gorgeous" are automatically driven to you, and can find you wherever you may be. However, the disease the wiped off all the men, transforms all women into zombies... incredibly gorgeous zombies. Thus, you are found irresistible to all the zombies.

Edit: Damnit, I hate it when someone replies to the latest wish. I guess I'll have to do another one.

I wish money was teleporter technology was safe, free and real

Granted, all money in the world has become teleporter technology, thus, making everyone poor. While there's plenty of safe, and "real" teleporters everywhere, due to all money becoming teleporter devices, there's no money left in the world, thus, making all teleporter devices naturally free. The teleporter devices also end up taking up too much energy. As there's no money, nobody will work to keep the supply of all forms of energy to power the devices.

The devices then become useless.

I wish my hair would grow out faster.