RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 20, 2010 at 12:29 am
(This post was last modified: September 20, 2010 at 12:33 am by DiRNiS.)
Quote:I wish money was teleporter technology was safe, free and real
Granted, but you would be teleported straight to hell. Causing you to burn for eternity.
Quote:I wish my hair would grow out faster.
Granted, but it grows out at such an uncontrollable rate that you are forced to cut it every 5 minutes, eventually driving you insane and making you hang yourself on your own hair leading to your lonely and miserable death.
I wish we were living in a dream and I was about to wake up to a reality I have never seen before.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
