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What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?
May 29, 2015 at 11:04 am
(May 29, 2015 at 11:02 am)Pyrrho Wrote: You guys really need to just start reading the New Testament.  It is in the first chapter of the first book of the New Testament:

Matthew 1:

18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.


The Holy Spirit (aka Holy Ghost) boinks women.  It's good work if you can get it.

Maybe that is why god could be said to not have sex with Mary. He sent the Holy Spirit down to do his dirty work. 
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