I make it a point not to kudos anyone who can't spell or pronounce kudos. Think of it as a version of MS-DOS, one that makes you go "coo".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'