Corrupt a Wish Game!

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Granted, but now the industry fear you and wont make any more.

I wish that pork steaks grew on trees.

Granted. But they only grow at the tops of the tallest trees deep in the Amazon rainforest. Many men have gone seeking pork steak fortunes but none return. Many men have died due to your wish and their families are lobbying the government to have you arrested. You are now on the run and are Interpol's second most wanted man behind the guy who wished for cheese burgers to grow on every bodies hands, you can try and escape but with giant burger fists its very difficult.

I wish I had better things to do with my time than write this shit.