@ Catholic Lady:
What I'm trying to get at is - if you had never heard of xtianity in your whole life, let alone cat-hole-icism (
), what would possibly lead you to think that Jesus was a god at all (leaving aside the very real question over his historical existence) and how would you make the connection to the Abrahamic god? What are you using as a source for determining what your god wants and how it thinks and feels?
What I'm trying to get at is - if you had never heard of xtianity in your whole life, let alone cat-hole-icism (

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'