RE: Am I over the hill at 26?
June 18, 2015 at 12:20 pm
(This post was last modified: June 18, 2015 at 12:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Throw in the towel Razzle, you're done, it's over. The very next step you take will be the one which leads into your grave. In the short distance between where you stand now and the end of that final step you'll be shitting your pants, having difficulty controlling the flow of your urine, remembering your name or even where you left your penis last!
I'll ring the bells, and we can scare up a few of the members here to carry the casket. You might as well hop in, fluff that satin pillow, and get ready for a long nap.
I'll ring the bells, and we can scare up a few of the members here to carry the casket. You might as well hop in, fluff that satin pillow, and get ready for a long nap.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
