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"Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore
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RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore
[Dispatcher]: 911, what's your emergency?

[Caller]: I'd like to report a disturbance.

[Dispatcher]: What is the nature of the problem?

[Caller]: I have this neighbor whose yard is a threat to children.

[Dispatcher]: What do you mean, sir?

[Caller]: The yard is gay.

[Dispatcher]: Gay? Is that what you said, sir? Gay?

[Caller]: Yes, gay. Relentlessly gay. Aggressively gay.

[Dispatcher]: I see. Can you elaborate?

[Caller]: Well, there are colored jars hanging everywhere. And everything is groomed.

[Dispatcher]: I'm not sure that qual--

[Caller]: And rainbows.

[Dispatcher]: Rainbows?

[Caller]: I'm pretty sure they are growing orchids somewhere.

[Dispatcher]: Wait, orchids? I don't --

[Caller]: Yes, orchids. Like Robert Mapplethorpe orchids. It's disgusting!

[Dispatcher]: Growing orchids isn't a crime.

[Caller]: But the children! I'm a god-fearing--

[Dispatcher]: Look, I don't see any reason--

[Caller]: When I think of them having anal sex--

[Dispatcher]: They are having sex in public?

[Caller]: No, but their yard! It's, it's . . .

[Dispatcher]: I don't think there is any reason to send--

[Caller]: I, um . . . well, er, did I mention that they are black?

[Dispatcher]: Stay on the line, sir. I am sending a squad car immediately.
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"Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Jackalope - June 20, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Jackalope - June 20, 2015 at 12:53 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Rev. Rye - June 20, 2015 at 12:36 pm
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by rexbeccarox - June 20, 2015 at 12:53 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Aroura - June 20, 2015 at 1:02 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Jackalope - June 20, 2015 at 1:25 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Longhorn - June 20, 2015 at 3:06 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by robvalue - June 20, 2015 at 3:14 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Cato - June 20, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Longhorn - June 20, 2015 at 8:47 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Exian - June 20, 2015 at 8:57 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Regina - June 20, 2015 at 9:05 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by robvalue - June 20, 2015 at 9:05 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by vorlon13 - June 20, 2015 at 9:07 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Regina - June 20, 2015 at 9:09 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by vorlon13 - June 20, 2015 at 9:12 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Regina - June 20, 2015 at 9:44 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by abaris - June 20, 2015 at 10:05 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Crossless1 - June 20, 2015 at 9:50 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Regina - June 20, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by vorlon13 - June 20, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by brewer - July 22, 2015 at 1:52 pm
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Tiberius - July 22, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by omnomnom - July 25, 2015 at 8:35 am
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Lek - July 25, 2015 at 2:47 pm
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Longhorn - July 25, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Lek - July 25, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: "Relentlessly gay" yard in Baltimore - by Longhorn - July 25, 2015 at 5:58 pm



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