I'm trying to remember who it was that said "the fact that you can no longer sell your daughter for three goats and a cow means we've already redefined marriage". I'll say it was me, as long as you promise not to use the Google.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
