That's like the old joke where a vicar is strolling around his village one afternoon, looking for inspiration for a sermon, when he comes across a guy hard at work tending his front garden. Stopping to admire its beauty and richness, thinking it was something straight out of the Chelsea flower show, he says to the man "You must be so proud to be blessed by the Lord with such beautiful surroundings."
"That's as maybe," replies the man, "but you should have seen the place when he was looking after it by himself."
"That's as maybe," replies the man, "but you should have seen the place when he was looking after it by himself."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
