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Living Biblically
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RE: Living Biblically
You'll have to smite any Moabites (or was it Medianites?) that wander by.

You cannot remember Amelek.

You'll need to wither fig trees (check Wiki first so you can recognize them)

No mixing cheese with meat

Have your priest examine any discharge you may produce and look over any rash or blemish that occurs

you should probably avoid Hamites (black people) just to be sure

God has a weird phobia about iron carriages, so plan on walking every where unless you have a Cozy Coupe.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 23, 2015 at 7:02 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Minimalist - June 23, 2015 at 7:04 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Metis - June 23, 2015 at 7:08 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 23, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Tonus - June 23, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 23, 2015 at 7:38 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Cyberman - June 23, 2015 at 10:09 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Jenny A - June 23, 2015 at 9:26 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 23, 2015 at 9:38 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Jenny A - June 23, 2015 at 9:44 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Cyberman - June 23, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Ravenshire - June 26, 2015 at 12:00 am
RE: Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 23, 2015 at 10:22 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Cyberman - June 23, 2015 at 10:37 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by ignoramus - June 23, 2015 at 10:41 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 23, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 23, 2015 at 10:41 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Cyberman - June 23, 2015 at 10:46 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Ravenshire - June 26, 2015 at 12:02 am
RE: Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 23, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by vorlon13 - June 23, 2015 at 11:38 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 23, 2015 at 11:40 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Whateverist - June 23, 2015 at 11:44 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 23, 2015 at 11:45 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by vorlon13 - June 24, 2015 at 12:28 am
RE: Living Biblically - by Jackalope - June 24, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: Living Biblically - by Ravenshire - June 26, 2015 at 12:04 am
RE: Living Biblically - by CapnAwesome - June 24, 2015 at 12:49 am
RE: Living Biblically - by Nope - June 24, 2015 at 7:45 am
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RE: Living Biblically - by polar bear - June 24, 2015 at 8:23 am
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RE: Living Biblically - by Godschild - June 24, 2015 at 11:53 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Lek - June 25, 2015 at 10:20 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by The Valkyrie - June 28, 2015 at 2:52 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Lek - June 29, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Nope - June 29, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Nope - July 1, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Living Biblically - by rexbeccarox - June 29, 2015 at 12:47 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by SteveII - June 29, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Cyberman - June 29, 2015 at 5:29 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by dyresand - June 28, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by SteveII - June 29, 2015 at 12:32 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Crossless1 - June 29, 2015 at 1:25 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by SteveII - June 29, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Crossless1 - June 29, 2015 at 4:41 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by SteveII - June 29, 2015 at 4:53 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by CapnAwesome - June 29, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by tonechaser77 - June 29, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by rexbeccarox - June 29, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by SteveII - June 29, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 30, 2015 at 7:41 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Randy Carson - June 30, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 1, 2015 at 2:41 am
RE: Living Biblically - by Randy Carson - July 1, 2015 at 10:25 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Tonus - June 29, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Pyrrho - June 29, 2015 at 3:04 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by SteveII - June 29, 2015 at 3:21 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Jackalope - June 29, 2015 at 8:48 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Pyrrho - June 29, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by SteveII - June 29, 2015 at 4:25 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Pyrrho - June 30, 2015 at 11:45 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Spooky - June 29, 2015 at 4:26 pm
RE: Living Biblically - by Crossless1 - June 29, 2015 at 5:28 pm

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