We've all heard the old saw, how the optimist sees the glass as half full, while the pessimist sees it as half empty. It strikes me as unfair that only these two groups get to be involved. With that in mind:
-The engineer sees it as a glass that is twice as big as it needs to be.
-The creationist sees it as half a Flood.
-The Marxist sees it as a plot by the bourgeoisie to withhold a vital commodity from the workers.
-The housecat sees it as a way to make you buy a new keyboard.
-The surrealist painter sees it as a giraffe eating a necktie.
Any others?
Boru
-The engineer sees it as a glass that is twice as big as it needs to be.
-The creationist sees it as half a Flood.
-The Marxist sees it as a plot by the bourgeoisie to withhold a vital commodity from the workers.
-The housecat sees it as a way to make you buy a new keyboard.
-The surrealist painter sees it as a giraffe eating a necktie.
Any others?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
