RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 5:48 am
(This post was last modified: June 24, 2015 at 5:58 am by Alex K.)
The atheist sees the half empty glass as one more sign that there is obviously no benevolent God, and theists are delusional.
The muslim sees it as a jewish conspiracy.
Baptists think it is a sign of the End Times
Orthodox Jews think "Oy gevalt, why must this happen to me on the beginning of shabbes"
Catholics think "Meh, water"
Scientologists will claim it is full, and anyone who disagrees is an oppressive person
The muslim sees it as a jewish conspiracy.
Baptists think it is a sign of the End Times
Orthodox Jews think "Oy gevalt, why must this happen to me on the beginning of shabbes"
Catholics think "Meh, water"
Scientologists will claim it is full, and anyone who disagrees is an oppressive person
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition