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Half full, half empty.
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RE: Half full, half empty.
The atheist sees the half empty glass as one more sign that there is obviously no benevolent God, and theists are delusional.

The muslim sees it as a jewish conspiracy.

Baptists think it is a sign of the End Times

Orthodox Jews think "Oy gevalt, why must this happen to me on the beginning of shabbes"

Catholics think "Meh, water"

Scientologists will claim it is full, and anyone who disagrees is an oppressive person
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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Half full, half empty. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 24, 2015 at 4:22 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Homeless Nutter - June 24, 2015 at 4:36 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 24, 2015 at 5:03 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by robvalue - June 24, 2015 at 4:58 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Longhorn - June 24, 2015 at 5:00 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by ignoramus - June 24, 2015 at 5:01 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Alex K - June 24, 2015 at 5:14 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by robvalue - June 24, 2015 at 5:28 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Alex K - June 24, 2015 at 5:48 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Aoi Magi - June 24, 2015 at 5:54 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Longhorn - June 24, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by zebo-the-fat - June 24, 2015 at 12:44 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by robvalue - June 24, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Minimalist - June 24, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: Half full, half empty. - by LastPoet - June 24, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by JuliaL - June 24, 2015 at 1:11 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by The Grand Nudger - June 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by brewer - June 24, 2015 at 4:19 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Homeless Nutter - June 24, 2015 at 4:38 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Iroscato - June 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by vorlon13 - June 24, 2015 at 5:24 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Iroscato - June 24, 2015 at 7:18 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Whateverist - June 24, 2015 at 5:38 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by Homeless Nutter - June 24, 2015 at 5:55 pm
RE: Half full, half empty. - by IATIA - June 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm

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