So you when to hell now what.

[robvalue]

Yeah, I guess the creation account must be metaphorical. I mean:


Chapter 1

1 OK, write this down. Are you listening? No don't write that bit down!

2 I am God and I made the world. Let me explain how. I created a singularity which broke the laws of physics which I hadn't invented yet (coolness) and then sat back and watched.

3 For a long time.

4 Very long time. Friends reruns already getting annoying.

5 Several billion years later, a load of crud finally broke off in just the right way so that some scummy little thing was somehow able to develop pre-RNA! What? RNA. Ribonucleic ac... What?

6 What do you mean "I don't know what acid is." You know when you measure the pH of a... Huh? pH? You take the negative of the logarithm of... WHAT? How stupid are you people? I knew I should have just made you properly instead of going with the multi billion year crud explosion plan.

7 Forget all that then. *Sigh*. Hey, don't write down when I sigh! Or when I'm telling you not to write stuff!

8 So I did some magic and there was the world and you stupid fuckers on it, ready to go. OK? Stop writing now. I said stop writing.