Best of all possible worlds offense

[Iroscato]

I have had none for comfort for what felt like eternity. I'm here to tell you that even depending on yourself can be difficult. There is one there always. He sees all. And has the power to help and guide.

If you've been lonely for much of your life, I can understand your tendency to gravitate towards the illusory comfort that belief in a higher power can bring.
I have sympathy for you, but I don't particularly care much for why "you are here". I live in the real world - this solid, reliable rock, and I don't need anything else in my life except my friends, my family, and my fun. If you seek to preach, you are going to have a bastard of a time with me, lad